Free Advice?

Ok.. I saw a post here that says that there is a guy that offers free advice at Union Square.. and I saw a post that said there was a guy offering .25 advice... So.. that inspired me to post this post.. but first, a question...

Have you ever asked for their advice? If so, what did you ask and what did they say?

Ok.. that was two questions, though, only technically the second one only counts if you answer yes to the first one..

ANYWAY...

I was thinking.. what would the most outrageous, yet believable stories we could come up with to ask advice on.. and then have someone here go ask for it and see what the response is....

For example.. I would love someone to ask them 'When my dog evacuates his bowels, it's like a light purple.. should I be worried about this?' Just to see what they say. :)

Don't worry.. if their advice sucks, you can always go get a hug and feel better.