DMalinki1980
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Fontana
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Just now
- Neighborly Spirit
- Safe & Sound
- Clean & Green
- Pest Free
- Peace & Quiet
- Eating Out
- Nightlife
- Parks & Recreation
- Shopping Options
- Gym & Fitness
- Internet Access
- Lack of Traffic
- Parking
- Cost of Living
- Resale or Rental Value
- Public Transport
- Medical Facilities
- Schools
- Childcare
"Malfunctioning GPS led me to this cow town. I'm demanding my money back."
Okay, first and foremost, this is NOT Fontana, California. My GPS completely screwed up and took me to this backwoods town on my way to go pick up Cousin Earl. The people here are backwards. They don't speak English. They don't speak. They just look at you from their porch and cluck their tongues. Such arrogance! I won't be going back HERE again!
Pros
- It exists. That's about it.
Cons
- Rude people.
- It's not Fontana, California
- My GPS is fired.
Recommended for
- Hipsters
Compromise Line Rd
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Just now
- Neighborly Spirit
- Safe & Sound
- Clean & Green
- Pest Free
- Peace & Quiet
- Eating Out
- Nightlife
- Parks & Recreation
- Shopping Options
- Gym & Fitness
- Internet Access
- Lack of Traffic
- Parking
- Cost of Living
- Resale or Rental Value
- Public Transport
- Medical Facilities
- Schools
- Childcare
"A stupid name for a road."
I'm not sure what they were compromising. Must've been notable. But the meaning of Compromise Line is lost to the great volumes of history. Some say it's where Farmer Rick told Farmer Dan "the goats go no further than here!" Others say it had something to do with overland trails and rail and auto routes. Still others say that it's where Suge Knight says his rap empire's boundaries end. Regardless, I'm sure it's interesting.
Pros
- It's not very long so it's over quickly.
- If you don't like going under railroad bridges, this is the way to go!
- Probably a part of Historic Route 66 or something. Or related to it somehow.
Cons
- They should tell people what the compromise was.
- Not nearly as awesome as Baseline Road.
- It doesn't really go anywhere.
Recommended for
- Professionals
- Singles
- Families with kids
- Retirees
- Tourists
- LGBT+
- Hipsters
- Students
- Country Lovers
- Trendy & Stylish
- Beach Lovers
